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★★★★★
4.95 stars from 69+ reviews
The Water’s Warm, and So Are My Intentions.
I’m the owner’s brother, which gets me exactly zero perks—except emotional support from Kane and unlimited pool time to work on my tan. I once met someone here who claimed to be a competitive synchronized swimmer. We’re not dating, but we do wave at each other across the pool now. Would absolutely fake a shoulder injury for attention again.
★★★★★
Lance O’Neill
My husband thought I booked this for us. I didn’t.
He wandered off to do… whatever. I found the bourbon bar and made a new best friend named Elijah Craig. We reconvened later and both lied about how productive our afternoons were. Would absolutely repeat this marital strategy.
★★★★★
Stephanie Kuhlman
Five stars. Infinite stars for Kane.
I played 6 holes like a man trying to dig his way to China. But Kane—met me at the bourbon bar like he knew I needed him. He didn’t say a word (obviously), but his silent judgment paired beautifully with my Weller Full Proof. He’s the hero this course deserves.
★★★★★
Alex Engi